Braving Tianzhu Mountain with the kids! These 4 pitfalls made me want to become Spider-Man

Sisters! Dragging my 8-year-old little money gobbler to tackle the new East Pass route, the shock was real—my head felt like it was taking off, and the ordeal was truly explosive! The kid was scared stiff like a "gecko spirit" on the Tian Shi Peak vertical ladder, and this old mom got her "gallbladder sprayed" by the cable car swaying… wiping tears with sunscreen sleeves covered in wild rhododendron pollen to finish this guide, after reading it you can at least keep your kid’s ten fingers intact‼️ ♦️ Immortal cultivation itinerary (a must-copy for special forces parents) Day 1⃣️: High-speed train from Hefei to Qianshan 👉 bumpy scenic area shuttle like a rocking car 👉 overnight at Liandan Lake Inn counting stars Day 2⃣️: Health trail turns into a "power walker" zone 👉 Tian Shi Peak performs a "vertical extreme" 👉 glass plank road shatters into a "screaming chicken" Day 3⃣️: Longtan River cable car plays "flying man" in the air 👉 crying while packing three jin of Mao tofu ✅ Liandan Lake Jade Frozen Milk Mountain green gem dazzles the eyes! Just took out bread to feed the fish when the kid suddenly shouted: "Mom, there’s jade in the water!"💎 When the morning mist drifts over the lake, the kid breaks biscuits to offer to the "lake fairy"... ✅ Tian Shi Peak Vertical Ladder Adventure 90-degree ladder scares the guts out of you! While clutching the iron chain to climb, the kid suddenly let go and shouted: "My shoe sole is sweating!"👟 After reaching the top, insisted on roaring like a lion, scaring tourists into pulling out their phones to record the "wild kid going crazy"... ✅ Magpie Bridge Swallow Chase Battle Even the Cowherd and Weaver Girl would be stunned! On the natural stone bridge, the kid chased swallows saying: "This is a flying Pikachu!"🐦 Bird droppings from the rock crevices hit the limited edition sunscreen hat precisely, instantly turning it into a "spotted dog"... 💣 Blood-spitting pitfalls: 1⃣️ Don’t wear sandals on the East Pass route! Toes get stuck in stone steps, rescue made us laugh like pigs 2⃣️ Don’t wear skirts on the glass plank road! Reflections reveal safety shorts, kid pointed and shouted "Mom, you peed your pants" 3⃣️ Don’t trust "easy" on the health trail! Even a three-year-old can walk it? Slid on steep slopes and had to crawl on knees to finish 4⃣️ Don’t miss the cable car down! Stops exactly at 17:30, running with a sleeping kid in arms like "Tarzan" 🍜 Foodie battlefield: ✔️ Mid-mountain roasted sweet potatoes🍠 So sweet the kid ate three, blackened hands wiped out a new eyeshadow look ✔️ Liandan Lake wild vegetable dumplings🥟 So bitter the kid’s face twisted, insisted "eating this will make me an immortal" ✔️ Qianshan Mao tofu🧈 Nose pinched to swallow under the stinky attack, sauce splattered into an abstract T-shirt ✖️ Be cautious with the scenic area’s "fairy grass jelly"! Artificial flavor hits the brain, kid fed it to ants by the roadside 📸 God-level photo spots: 1️⃣ Liandan Lake morning mist plank road (throwing a scarf to shoot "walking on water") 2️⃣ Thousand-step stairs at Great Heavenly Gate (holding kid to shoot "ascending to heaven" epic) 3️⃣ Magpie Bridge rock crevice (holding a leaf as Cowherd’s token) 4️⃣ Longtan River cable car cabin (sticking to glass to shoot cliff thriller) 🏡 Accommodation pros and cons: ✔️ Liandan Lake Inn: window view of jade lake, free camellia specimen ✔️ Tianzhu Mountain Villa: free hiking sticks, courtyard views of rolling sea of clouds ✖️ A certain Guan Feng homestay: cricket concerts in the toilet, rusty shower sprays "rust mask" ⚠️ Life-saving tips: ✔️ Military-grade anti-slip shoes (granite slippery as Dove chocolate) ✔️ Child leash (human kite on cliff edge) ✔️ Foldable seat cushion (saves your butt when stone steps are hot enough to fry eggs) ✔️ Iodophor cotton swabs (knees become "contour maps" from falls) On the return bus, the kid suddenly said: "Mom, do stones on the mountain give birth to little stones?" Although we shake out half a pound of dust from clothes every day, seeing the "flying swallow feathers" hidden in his glass jar, this suffering was not in vain! (💡Soul warning: bring ten pairs of gloves for the kid! Climbing iron chains with hands full of rust, we scrubbed our skin raw before it was clean😭)