High-speed rail direct access, step into the real-life version of Big Fish & Begonia

❤️ Heard that there’s a place in Guizhou where you can both “lie back” and enjoy the mountains and rivers, and “pretend to be cultivating immortality” — that’s right, it’s **Wujiangzhai**! Here, there’s no “special forces-style tourism” KPI, only stilted buildings, bamboo rafts flowing with water, and magical moments when the lights suddenly turn on at night. This guide’s motto: **“Lazy-friendly, full of fairy vibes, and your photos for social media will definitely win big!”** [Question] Transportation: How to “ascend” to Wujiangzhai? 1. “Flying on a Sword” version (for the wealthy): Direct flight to Zunyi Xinzhou Airport, then a 1.5-hour taxi ride straight to the village entrance (cost about 200 RMB, remember to tell the driver “Fellow Daoist, quickly take me up the mountain!”). 2. “Mortal Cultivator” version (for us working folks): Take a bus from Zunyi city to Wujiang Town (about 1 hour), then transfer to the scenic area shuttle bus (10 RMB). **Friendly reminder**: The mountain roads are winding, fellow travelers prone to motion sickness please prepare your “anti-dizziness pills” (motion sickness medicine). --- 🏨 Accommodation: Sleep inside a landscape painting, but WiFi signal depends on fate ❤️ “Xianxia-themed Inn”: Recommended to stay in the stilted buildings inside the village, open the window to see Wujiang’s clouds and mist. The downside is almost no soundproofing, you can hear your neighbor’s snoring at night (earplugs recommended). ❤️ “Budget Cultivation” option: Homestays outside the village are half the price, but entering and exiting the village requires repeated “checkpoint clearance” (ticket checks), suitable for “Qi Refining stage” travelers with good stamina. ❤️ Must-visit spots: From “slacking off” to “ascension” full experience 1. Daytime Slacking Zone Bamboo Raft on Wujiang River: Spend 30 RMB to have the boatman take you drifting, all you need to do is “laze” while the aunties on the shore cheer and take photos, instantly getting the “martial arts master” vibe. Handicraft Workshop Tie-Dye: Pretend to seriously learn intangible cultural heritage, but actually just enjoy the air conditioning (Teacher: “Your dyeing… is this abstract Wujiang style?”). 2. Nighttime Cultivation Zone ❤️ Light Show: At 8 PM the whole village suddenly lights up, the effect is like “the Jade Emperor turned on the LED,” remember to stake out early or your photos will be full of fellow travelers’ backs of heads. ❤️ Bonfire Party: Hold hands with strangers and dance the local folk dance, then share an awkward smile after: “Fellow Daoist, our fate ends here…” [Question] Food Guide: Guizhou cuisine, spicy enough to “undergo tribulation” “Fairy-style breakfast”: Lamb noodles (fresh soup and smooth noodles, recommended to silently chant “I can do this” three times before adding chili). “Thunder Tribulation-level challenge”: Sour soup fish (Guizhou sour and spicy + fresh Wujiang fish, after eating prepare your “stomach lightning rod”). ❤️ “Life-saving snack”: Ciba rice cake (sweet and glutinous, perfect for healing after crying from the spice).